Saker från creeken

Så nu har jag kollat klart. Lipsälade järnet. Saker som man lär sig av Dawson´s creek:

1.You can have the vocabulary of an English professor before the age of 16.

2. Class Clowns make very sensitive boyfriends.

3. Best friends are only there to steal your ex.

4. IF you get accepted to Harvard, its ok to take the rest of the year off.

5. Proms suck always...and you never get any.

6. Don't eat ice cream when driving your car.

7. K-Mart can be romantic.

8. "Walking the dog"

9. Listen to how your mom pronounces her "B's"...If she says them too softly, she's cheating on your dad.

10. Best friends always go to the same college.

11. Just about anyone can have a show named after them.

12. Everyone watches 90210.

13. Be nice to the scary old lady next door. She may turn out being pretty cool.

14. If your dad is dead when you lose your virginity, be sure to visit his grave and tell him you lost it.

15. Teachers may want to do more than help you with your homework after school

16. The guy with the bigger biceps wins.

17. Birthdays suck.

18. Every guy must carry a condom in his wallet

19. sleeping with your friend's ex will undoubtedly result in them sleeping with yours

20. Don;t send your girlfriend's father to jail. That's just wrong.

21. Don't claim you were "almost raped" just so you can get back with your ex...it never works

22. It really doesn't matter if God exists or not. The important thing is that you believe in something (okay...that was corny)

23. A leopard never changes its spots.

24. "It's all about romance...and chapstick"

25. "all the mysteries of the universe, all the answers to life's questions can be found in a Speilberg film."

26.'...There are people whose lives are inextricably intertwined"

27. Dinner doesnt count as paying for sex

28. "Like all great romantics, Shakespeare realized love was a lot more likely to end with a bunch of dead Danish people than with a kiss."

// Sälen

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Postat av: elin

lite slö uppdatering här tycker jag?

2011-05-16 @ 10:56:05
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